SAMUEL BARTRAM SEEN HERE IN TRAINING FOR THE 1912 WORLD DOG THROWING CONTEST.

BACK IN THE DAY #4. THE GOOD OLD DAYS WERE SHIT.

NICKY GRAHAM ASKS "WILLIE NELSON, WHO IS HE"?

"Who IS he? Who IS this man? He was at Glastonbury this year. When he came on stage there was a huge cheer. Why?"
I asked a cheering girl standing next to me. "Who is he"?
She said she didn't know. I wondered if the adoration was contagious. Perhaps it's a viral thing?


We see him turn up on American chat shows, soap operas and reality shows. He always plays himself and they worship him. In the USA it seems he's more popular than God, he certainly seems old enough....but WHY?
"What DOES he do"?
OK, he's old, maybe that's why I don't know him. I asked my mum. "This man must have been around a long time, who IS he"?
She had no idea, neither did my nan.
"Is he a singer, a dancer, an actor, What"?
I showed his image around and nobody else seemed to know him. I did get a lead from a friend who is a film buff. He told me this guy had small parts in "The Dukes of Hazzard!" and "Wag the dog", where he sang a stupid song about a pair of old boots. That's hardly Oscar winning stuff though, is it.
I looked him up on Wikipedia. It says that he is a living legend, "Does that mean that it's his statue on the column in Trafalgar square"?
I was thoroughly confused and I asked my agent "Who IS he and what DOES he do?
I didn't understand his answer, he said "Nicky, he's just like you, but he's better at it than you, he's world famous"
"Why is he famous?"
"Because he's on TV".
"Why is he on TV".
"Because he's famous".
"Why is he famous"?.............................................

CESC FABREGAS MODELS ARSENAL'S NEW KIT.

(With thanks to Janet)

VISITORS TO LONDON LOOKING AT THE STRANGELY DRESSED GUARDS OUTSIDE BUCKINGHAM PALACE.

KING FAP

BACK IN THE DAY #3. YOU USED TO HAVE TO WAIT UNTIL THE MILKMAN CAME BEFORE YOU COULD HAVE A CUP OF TEA.

SCOOBY DOO, WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU?

HARA KIRI MAGAZINE #1.

Hara Kiri was a French satirical magazine with unusual covers which was published between 1960 and 1970".


It was known as the stupid and vicious magazine.


The magazine was temporarily banned by the French Government in 1961 and 1966


They banned it forever in 1970

PEOPLE SEE YODA IN THE STRANGEST PLACES.

"HE KEEPS SHITTING ALL OVER THE CARPETS. IT SEEMS LIKE HIS FOOD IS GOING STRAIGHT THROUGH HIM".

GRUMPY CAN CONTROL YOUR THOUGHTS.

BP EXECUTIVE ON HIS WAY DOWN TO THE GULF.

Click the image and see the numberplate.

"I'M SORRY, OUR COMPUTERS ARE DOWN AND WE ARE HAVING TO DO EVERYTHING MANUALLY"

"YOU'RE TAKING THIS JOB OF YOURS AT THE PALACE FAR TOO SERIOUSLY"

EMO SNIPER

VUVUZELAS ARE ANNOYING FOOTBALL FANS THROUGHOUT THE WORLD.

"I THINK I'VE FOUND OUT WHAT THE PROBLEM IS"

IT ALWAYS LOOKS WORSE WHEN WOMEN DO IT #2

HOW COME MARILYN MONROE WAS A DUMB BLONDE?

"....AND WHEN IT SHUTS....IT SOUNDS JUST LIKE A GOLF"

EVERYONE THINKS HE'S A BIT OF A ......

"DO YOU PROMISE TO TELL THE TRUTH, THE WHOLE TRUTH AND NOTHING BUT THE TRUTH"? "UH-HUH-HUH"

ONE FOR THE CONSPIRACY THEORISTS #2. 19TH CENTURY MASONIC PORN.

"JUNIOR" SOPRANO REMEMBERS

"When I was a kid my mother would give me a dollar and I would go to the store and come back home with a weeks groceries. I'd get meat, potatoes, pasta, milk, bread,everything.
You can't do that these days....too many fucking security cameras".

MRS REAPER.

THIS IS "THE FEYENOORD KID". THANKS TO THE INTERNET HE'S NOW MORE FAMOUS THAN ALL THE FEYENOORD PLAYERS PUT TOGETHER.

REMEMBER, IF YOU DON'T KISS ME YOU WON'T TURN INTO A HANDSOME PRINCE"............ "ER....I'LL STAY AS I AM THANKS LOVE"

THE REAL GUY FROM "THE PRODUCERS".

STAMP OUT RACISM.

TRIBUTE TO STREET ARTIST BANKSY